Mom: *knocks on door*
Me: Just a second don’t come i—
moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items
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Lady Gaga dancing in a hot dog custume.
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IM NEVER EVER GONNA GET OVER THIS.
is bye an emotion
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why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
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